HAT PENAL CODE

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ethics actions are now chiefly directed towards cross orders or failures to wear one's hat. The crimes are now: (1) preventing people from wearing their hats, (2) preventing people from wearing their hats better, (3) taking people's hats away from them when they are doing them, (4) making people do things not their hats, (5) not wearing one's hat, (6) wearing no hat at all, (7) pretending to wear a hat while preventing its action from occurring, (8) using FOs to stop people wearing their hats, (9) wearing a hat but not getting done what one with that hat is supposed to do, (10) being stupid about one's hat, (11) having to be ordered to wear one's hat, (12) requiring unnecessary orders to accomplish the purpose of one's hat, (13) arguing with a Master at Arms, (14) seniors not making people wear their hats, (15) not knowing your hat, (16) writing up hats for your post you don't really do. (OODs 19 Jun 68, and 20 Jun 68)