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== Definitions ==

[[ETHICS|ethics]] actions are now chiefly directed towards [[CROSS_ORDERS|cross orders]] or failures to wear one's [[HAT|hat]]. The [[CRIMES|crimes]] are now: (1) preventing people from wearing their [[HATS|hats]], (2) preventing people from wearing their hats [[BETTER|better]], (3) taking people's hats away from them when they are [[DOING|doing]] them, (4) making people do things not their hats, (5) not wearing one's hat, (6) wearing no hat at all, (7) pretending to wear a hat while preventing its [[ACTION|action]] from occurring, (8) using FOs to [[STOP|stop]] people wearing their hats, (9) wearing a hat but not getting done what one with that hat is supposed to do, (10) [[BEING|being]] stupid about one's hat, (11) [[HAVING|having]] to be ordered to wear one's hat, (12) requiring unnecessary orders to accomplish the [[PURPOSE|purpose]] of one's hat, (13) arguing with a [[MASTER_AT_ARMS|Master at Arms]], (14) seniors not making people wear their hats, (15) not knowing your hat, (16) writing up hats for your [[POST|post]] you don't really do.
''(OODs 19 Jun 68, and 20 Jun 68)''